Jan 29
- operator: 911, please hold.
- me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
- murderer: ok
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Jan 29
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November.
Little kids waiting in line.
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
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